Why aren't Sasha and Malia going to public school?

Michelle Obama rocks, but I'd feel a lot more excited about her recent visit to the Department of Education and promises of improvements in public education if she and Barack sent their kids to public school.

I can just hear the but of course they can't do that guffaws, and it may be true that DC public schools suck. That begs the question of why they suck. I bet they'd stop sucking if the elites sent their kids there. The bottom line is that our public schools should be good enough for the president's children. This is a democracy. We should expect no less.